Midnight Ramblings

So it was a good day until a big meatball of a kid in a paper Burger King crown took a digger in front of me at the mall. Apparently his bigger meatball of a brother was chasing him and meatball #1 tripped and fell two inches away from my feet. So jeezus I try to help the kid up and as I bend down my bag swings off my shoulder and hits him in the face. I think I poked his eyeball out. Now here's what you need to know about me, I'm a really compassionate person and I help everyone that needs help and I felt so bad for this kid, I really did. But I can't keep a straight face when I'm exhausted and someone trips over their own two feet. I can't help it. I wasn't laughing at him but holy shiz I wanted to. When Billy stood the big boy up and straightened out his paper crown, I almost lost it. I repented by pulling him aside and giving him $20 for taking out his face with my Prada bag. He said "that's OK lady you're really pretty but my brother is an a-hole!". Then he screamed and ran off.

Why me?

So among 50 other things on my mind, I was thinking about Johnny's upcoming movie, LOCKED IN today after my post with the new trailer. Have you gone to http://www.lockedin.com/ lately? Yep go ahead and check that out if you need a new mortgage.

How about http://www.lockedin2010.com/?

or http://www.lockedinthemovie.com/?

or http://www.lockedintrailer.com/? nothing? EXACTLY.

If anyone can read between the lines and see the opportunities here, the time is now. just sayin'. It can't be me unless JW wants a www.lockedinjohnnywhitworth.com promo site which if I do say so myself, is a phenomenal idea.

My brain hurts.

xoxo