PATHOLOGY (2008)

Thurs. July 1st @ 2:00am on SHOWTIME 2

Johnny Whitworth as 'Griffin Cavenaugh'

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"wHERE are youuuu???? wHY dont you just contact JOHNNYS' manager or somthin and find out what hes doing?????!!!!!??!?"

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I asked Johnny over a week ago if he wanted to share anything new and I got...wait for it... a big fat zero. I don't even have the time to draw my own conclusions from that but it's his choice. At this point, I wouldn't try to squeeze his manager for information, I have some dignity left ;) I'm kidding.  I know he appreciates his fans though, so continue to support him and send your fan mail so that his manager will work even harder to get him more work which will get him more fans which will get him more work which will get him more fans which will get him more...oh stop.

The actor with the most fans wins. Always.

Have a good week/weekend/4th of July!

xoxo

Johnny Whitworth...Getting Hotter

Johnny Whitworth...Up 33% this week according to IMDb's STARmeter.

xoxo

Johnny Whitworth This Weekend

If you plan on keeping the couch company this weekend, use your time wisely and catch Johnny doing what he does best. Acting. I meant acting. Why do you always have to turn it into something less than wholesome?

Fri. June 18th @ 8:25pm on Showtime Extreme

Pathology (2008)

Sat. June 19th @ 11:00pm on AETV

CSI: Miami /Stand Your Ground /Episode #6.9

Sun. June 20th @ 3:01am on AETV
CSI: Miami /Stand Your Ground /Episode #6.9

TGIF!
xoxo

Make Room For Jake Berkeley on CSI: Miami

Hokay. I'm going to try to do this in the most professional way possible.

EDDIE CIBRIAN HAS BEEN FIRED FROM CSI: MIAMI

Oh, I'm sorry. His contract has not been renewed.

For the record, JOHNNY WHITWORTH as fan favorite 'JAKE BERKELEY' is still a smokin' hot recurring cast member on CSI: Miami where he belongs.

Best of luck in the future to Eddie Cibrian. He will be missed by both of his fans. I kid.

xoxo

The Things We Carry Hits Another Festival

The Things We Carry is kind of unstoppable. The movie screened this week at the Roxie during the San Francisco United Film Festival (*Voted one of the 25 coolest film festivals - Moviemaker Magazine*). Did you show your support and buy tickets? Better yet, did Johnny Whitworth show up looking sexy and sign movie tickets and get a bunch of cellphone pics taken with giggling chicks? work Johnny work! ;)

Remember to  Add The Things We Carry to your NetFlix queue today. If you're not a NetFlix member yet, visit the official website of The Things We Carry and go to the bottom of their home page and click on FREE TRIAL to join and give TTWC credit. Or go buy it from Amazon.com and make it one of your favorite summer flicks.

The Things We Carry:

"Home from backpacking through South East Asia for three years, thrill-seeker Emmie (ALYSSA LOBIT) returns to Los Angeles, after receiving a mysterious letter from Ricky, a companion of her recently-deceased drug-addict mother, Sunny (ALEXIS RHEE). She's looking for Ricky to retrieve what Sunny left for her and has a single clue in hand: The Best Motel, the dingy den in the San Fernando Valley that Sunny last called home."

Johnny Whitworth portrays "Jeremiah" in The Things We Carry, described as "the one guy who might make it out of this drug scene alive if only everything was different."

And he still manages to look all kinds of hot in that bad outfit, no?

xoxo

Johnny Called Me.

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Dave:  "Jo, line 2"

Jo:  "I'm really busy."

Dave:  "You're eating sushi."

Jo:  "Fine. Who is it?"

Dave:  "It's a uhh...Johnny."
(Amber chokes on her miso soup)

Jo:  "Johnny WHO?"

Dave:  "I couldn't hear him."

Jo:  "You're killing me."

Dave:  "Sorry. Just pick up the phone."

Jo:  "This is Jo. "

Johnny:  "Hi Jo, ...sorry to bother you at work but we couldn't find your cell number and we can't get in to do the landscaping..."

So. There you have it.
 
Johnny the LANDSCAPER. Not Johnny the ACTOR. awesome.
 
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Anyway. I got a few emails this month about Johnny's mouth.. of all things.. so let's address it once and for all.
 
I don't know how he got the scar. To me, the scar is a totally hot part of the Johnny Whitworth package. I read that it was from a dog bite but I never asked him. And I don't plan on it either. If we are ever up close and personal, I might consider asking but I also might be too busy looking at the rest of his face and running my fingers through his hair. don't judge me.
 
Other than that, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the scar doesn't affect the use of his mouth, but I have no first hand knowledge of this. not yet anyway. I'm kidding, calm down. 
 
ugh, sorry JW's mom and girlfriend, I can't help myself! :)
 
xoxo
 

Midnight Ramblings

So it was a good day until a big meatball of a kid in a paper Burger King crown took a digger in front of me at the mall. Apparently his bigger meatball of a brother was chasing him and meatball #1 tripped and fell two inches away from my feet. So jeezus I try to help the kid up and as I bend down my bag swings off my shoulder and hits him in the face. I think I poked his eyeball out. Now here's what you need to know about me, I'm a really compassionate person and I help everyone that needs help and I felt so bad for this kid, I really did. But I can't keep a straight face when I'm exhausted and someone trips over their own two feet. I can't help it. I wasn't laughing at him but holy shiz I wanted to. When Billy stood the big boy up and straightened out his paper crown, I almost lost it. I repented by pulling him aside and giving him $20 for taking out his face with my Prada bag. He said "that's OK lady you're really pretty but my brother is an a-hole!". Then he screamed and ran off.

Why me?

So among 50 other things on my mind, I was thinking about Johnny's upcoming movie, LOCKED IN today after my post with the new trailer. Have you gone to http://www.lockedin.com/ lately? Yep go ahead and check that out if you need a new mortgage.

How about http://www.lockedin2010.com/?

or http://www.lockedinthemovie.com/?

or http://www.lockedintrailer.com/? nothing? EXACTLY.

If anyone can read between the lines and see the opportunities here, the time is now. just sayin'. It can't be me unless JW wants a www.lockedinjohnnywhitworth.com promo site which if I do say so myself, is a phenomenal idea.

My brain hurts.

xoxo

Get LOCKED IN with Johnny Whitworth

Some sexy guy sent me a link to the super hot new trailer for LOCKED IN. Before you watch, let me just say that Johnny Whitworth could have easily replaced Ben Barnes as the lead, which is where JW belongs anyway. Ben Barnes looks about 12 years old and I'm not quite feelin' him in that role yet. ANYWAY. The movie looks AWESOME and if you're a Ben Barnes fan (why) as well as a JOHNNY WHITWORTH fan, you're in luck!

LOCKED IN Synopsis:

LOCKED IN (formerly known as VALEDICTION) moves through the lives of two fragile yet determined people and maps a private geography of love, loss and ultimate redemption. Josh (Ben Barnes) leaves his advertising career at its peak, everyone wants either to be him or to have him. Then he walks away from it all, the money, recognition and the life. A car accident will leave his daughter in a strange coma and when everyone has given up she starts communicating with him, or is he going mad?

Director: Suri Krishnamma

Writer: Ronnie Christensen

Cast: JOHNNY WHITWORTH, Ben Barnes, Sarah Roemer, Eliza Dushku, Clarke Peters, Peter Jason, Abby Steinman, Helen Steinman, Brenda Fricker, and Diego Arciniegas.

LOCKED IN hit the Cannes Film Festival last month but hasn't secured a N. America distribution to date. Expect a U.S. release date announced in the near future.

xoxo

It drives me crazy to type posts on this two inch blackberry screen, but I do what I have to, no? And does nothing aggravate a man more than the clickety clack of your fingers typing away on your phone in the middle of the night? K.

For real, I'm without a laptop this week and I can see my emails but I can't open them. torture. Time for an iPhone.

xoxo

thought of the day...

Why does my dog smell like maple syrup when there's none in the house? How is this possible? Better yet, how is it possible that one dog smells like maple syrup and the other dog smells like poop?

OK so I wanted to bring you ladies some exciting news before I go but..ta-dah!..I can't. I know, you're surprised. I got nothin' at all on the extremely-sexy-yet-somewhat-elusive-Johnny-Whitworth.

To get your Johnny fix, go rent some movies that he's in but avoid the ones where he only makes a blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance. They are so unsatisfying.

And for f's sake, do not rent 'In God's Hands' or 'Can't Hardly Wait' if you're looking for JW. private joke, you know who you are.  ;)

tgif!
xoxo

Know what I love to have a gorgeous man whisper in my ear?

"Babe, I think your dress is on inside out."

Excellent.

In my defense, it was one of those dresses that looks exactly the same on the inside as it does on the outside. Except for the tag. And the seams.

Anyway.

Here's the latest...

Jo,what's the news on Johnnys upcoming projects, is he working on new stuff? Does he give you the inside scoop?? He amazing to no end but needs more promo. I'd LOVE to offer my services, seriously,, do you need help with anything, let me know........

Okay, I already emailed  Emily back to find out what kind of service she wanted to offer Johnny. Calm down, she's a PR girl too. But for everyone else let me say this. The professional side of me says that sometimes I forget I'm running a fansite for Johnny, not a PR campaign, although for JW, this is an integral part of growing his fanbase. But as someone that doesn't officially represent him, I try to refrain from pressing him for too much information. In other words, I'm not gonna bug him unless he wants me to.

The unprofessional side of me (we all have one) says- he's a big boy, he'll give us what he wants us to have. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. This fansite is his tool and I hope he uses it.  Yes I just said I hope he uses his tool. You know what I mean though.


xoxo

PS- Catch Johnny this week:

Tue. June 1st @ 11:00pm on AETV
CSI: Miami Bang, Bang, Your Debt #6.4 (2007)

Wed. June 2nd @ 3:01am on AETV
CSI: Miami Bang, Bang, Your Debt #6.4 (2007)

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