Monday, November 29, 2010

Happy Monday

Johnny Whitworth giving Stokes McIntyre holy hell for forgetting to bring me on set to hold Johnny's robe.

Johnny Whitworth is UP 31% THIS WEEK in popularity according to IMDb's STARmeter while Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance co-star, Nicolas Cage, is down 26%. It's a bummer Nic, I know.

xoxo

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving...Be Thankful For This

 Johnny Whitworth on the set of  'Valley of the Sun' sending some female production crew into early menopause.

And then there's this awesomeness...
 


I'm thankful that Johnny Whitworth is sexy, has a good sense of humor and trusts me with some of the absurd things I say on his fansite. There's a method to my madness. Most of the time.

Have a Happy, Safe Thanksgiving everyone wherever you are!

xoxo

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Valley of the Sun Feature Film and their Superstar Johnny Whitworth

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Is it just me or is he even sexier than I realized?!



Johnny Whitworth as 'Andy Taggert a.k.a Vick Velour' in
'Valley of the Sun'  Produced by Stokes McIntyre


Outstanding.
xoxo

Monday, November 22, 2010

International Love for Johnny Whitworth


The French get upset when I try to speak their language. It's not their fault. I can handle a little Italian, Spanish and Japanese (although 4 years ago a nice 80 year old Japanese woman told me "you no come back to Japan!")..but if you do not want to hear a beautiful language suffer, do not ask me to speak it. Here we go:

And WE LOVE YOU back!
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I'm not going to be a nerd and tell you how bad it is to download movies for free, I'm just going to admit that I'm afraid of my IT guy who warns me not to download. He also gets excited when he tells me I'm a baaad girl for not letting him service my system. Nerd with a capital N. That being said, WE WANT YOU to see all of Johnny Whitworth's movies so find a way anyway you can and thank you for supporting JW.

And lastly...

Here you are again girl! Thank you for being a loyal JW fan too :) All of you..keep tweeting about the sexy and talented and (for the record) definitely not my boyfriend... Mr. Johnny Whitworth.

Passion breeds followers.

xoxo



Friday, November 19, 2010

Ghost Rider 2 / Outlaw Country


The dynamic duo posted this to their Twitter account for us. Anthony Head a.k.a. Tony Head, (the one and only 'Rupert Giles' from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) will be making a cameo appearance in 'Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance' as a monk. And apparently JW bitchslapped him. awesome.

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And Johnny's Aunt Mary dropped us an email:

Hi Jo,    I'm Johnny's aunt by marriage to his mom's brother.   Johnny does have a girlfriend and she is in Romania with him.  Have you heard anything about Outlaw Country?  Johnny hasn't told us yet when the pilot might air or if it will be picked up as a series yet. Mary, S.C.
Thanks for writing Mary. I'm not sure about the current status of  'Outlaw Country', a new FX drama in which Johnny is cast as a character named 'Ajax'. It doesn't appear anywhere on the pilot lineup, but keep an eye on http://www.fxnetworks.com/ and  http://www.johnnywhitworth.com/ for more information if it becomes available.

 And Aunt Mary wants us to know,  if any of you (probably me) need to be reminded, he does have a girlfriend and she went to Romania with him. It's ok, I couldn't go anyway. He tried.
 
holy hell I hope they all have the same sense of humor as me.
 
xoxo

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Wacky Wednesday


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I looooooove johnny and he loooooove me to when we meet and wE WILL mEET! Will send u pics when it happens! MuuAH! XoXoXo
Noella♥
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Stalker or Superfan? I will give you a clue...it's the WE WILL MEET part. Thanks for dropping a line girl but puh-leeeze do not track, ambush or attempt any other kind of recon in your pursuit of Johnny Whitworth. That's my job. KIDDING.

No really, I'm kidding. He's going to have to come for me when he can't take it anymore. I heard you all say don't hold your breath Jo. I'm not, don't worry. Sadly,I can only handle one sexy guy at a time.

Back to Noella...you know I'm good for my 2-cents worth of advice, so here's the hot freebie of the day: Respect celebrity boundaries, especially for the endangered and rarely seen Johnny Whitworth species, and wait for legitimate, appropriate opportunities to meet them in semi-controlled environments.

Semi-controlled meaning someplace safe that they might actually expect to see fans show up. Not at their front door, not in their driveway, not at their gym and not in the back seat of their car. Tell me you get the picture.
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Catch Johnny Whitworth as the undeniably sexy 'Jake Berkeley' on tv later today:

CSI: Miami "Internal Affairs" (Ep.#5.12)
Today, Wed. Nov. 17th @ 4:00pm(EST) on AETV

xoxo

You Never Know Where Your Johnny Whitworth Tweets Will End Up



I have no idea how something like that could happen? But thank you nonetheless for the link back to johnnywhitworth.com, I appreciate you appreciating how appreciative we are of Johnny Whitworth. what?

I had my @ss handed to me today in ways I never knew were possible. I'm all for taking one for the team, but for sh*t's sake, remember to save yourself when someone detonates a bomb right in front of you. It's all good, I believe in forgiving those who suffer from stupiditis and I hope my numnuts learned a few things about damage control.

I cancelled a dinner meeting, found 3 square feet of my office couch, curled up in a ball and pulled a blanket over my head. I need a vacation. Romania?

xoxo

Monday, November 15, 2010

I Miss Jake Berkeley


I like this better:


I don't think Johnny actually left tho?, last I knew Jake Berkeley was still a recurring character on CSI: Miami. But what do I know. I did however forecast that Eddie Cibrian would be the captain of their sinking ship now didn't I?.

At least we still have Eric (Yawn) Delko and Ryan (Chachi) Wolfe to look at. thaaaank goodness.
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So my neighbor's son knocks on the door 5 minutes after I got home today and this is how things went:

"Jo wanna play football with me my dad and Uncle Carm?"
"You want me to play football with you three guys?"
"yeah and Uncle Carm said he wants to tackle you. I thought he said tickle but he said tackle..TACKLE Jo!! and then my dad said he'd tickle you hard while Uncle Carm tackled you!! heehee"

Holy hell. Uncle Carm is a big Jersey Shore type guy who adjusts his waistband everytime he sees me. First he puts his hand over his heart like I stabbed him in it, then he moves it down to his stomach like I'm his next meal,  then he goes for the waistband to move things around. I think it's part of some kind of primal mating ritual. Or it's indigestion. 


xoxo


Friday, November 12, 2010

Valley of the Sun Steps It Up

A special thank you to Jane- who sent me a heads up that Valley of the Sun finally...and I do mean finally... posted a f*ckwad of production stills on Facebook. I was the only dork in the board room trying unsuccessfully all day to look at these photos of Johnny Whitworth on my BlackBerry. Anyway, it took me over 10 hours to see them, but you were right Jane, I was not disappointed.

Where do I start? This is what my future ex-husband looks like on a floaty blue raft. I almost don't have the words. Wait, of course I do. There's totally enough room for me to lay on him on that raft with him. Gorgeous.


yum.


serious yum.


lucky ho's. yum.


yum on the left only.


just yum.


do you need help with that gown? Nurse Jo is here for you.

He's a super photogenic hottie. Thanks to Stokes McIntyre for sharing these outstanding stills of his superstar, Johnny Whitworth. (disclaimer: as well as the rest of the cast and production crew, including but not limited to the most critical people in film production...craft services.) I kid.

Go to Valley of the Sun on Facebook to see the rest of the new production stills and DO NOT FORGET to become a fan of their page . Hit the LIKE button and show your support!

xoxo

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The World Loves Johnny Whitworth


You're looking at the Top 25 Countries who are currently bringing in the heaviest traffic to Johnny Whitworth's FanSite everyday. You guys rock.

To date, we have had fans from an amazing 120 countries visit this humble little site. I'm no geography genius but I think there's less than 200 countries in the world so we're not doing too bad. It's enough to make a mother happy, no?

Anyway.

I have an awesome friend/client that I freelance for who has personal trainers and private chefs to keep him in top form. But when it's just us going over a project in his office, he likes to lock the doors, unwind and make me eat Ding Dongs and drink Coke with him. He says it's the only way he can get me to cheat with him. He would be correct. I have to say though, now that I've assaulted my body with Coke and Dongs (take it easy), I'm not feelin' so hot. I love sugar but it doesn't love me back.

I would however eat a Ding Dong with Johnny Whitworth if it made him happy. We're walking a fine line here, I know.

xoxo

Monday, November 8, 2010

IMDb is Our Friend This Week

According to IMDb's STARmeter, Johnny Whitworth is UP 4% this week while current co-star, Nicolas Cage, is DOWN 4%. For Nic, an award winning actor who may drop too many f-bombs when he talks....I still dig you even when you're down.

Who would you rather have...Johnny Whitworth or Nicolas Cage? Yes I am kidding.

xoxo

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Johnny Whitworth on TV

This photo may be the closest you will ever get to his hair. sorry.

Mon. Nov. 8th @ 10:00am on AETV
CSI: Miami / If Looks Could Kill (Ep.#5.4)

Mon. Nov. 8th @ 4:00pm on AETV
CSI: Miami / If Looks Could Kill (Ep.#5.4)

Tue. Nov. 9th @ 5:00am on TNT
NUMB3RS / Obsession (Ep.#2.3)
 
xoxo

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Google Translate Meets Johnny Whitworth

So we've been getting hammered with international visits recently as Johnny's popularity continues to rise even outside of the U.S. It would be unfair of me to not post comments made in languages I don't speak or understand. No I do not mean English.

Unfortunately for you all, I turned to Google Translate, a handy tool that butchers sentences in an attempt to translate them. Take this recent comment that came up for us on Twitter:

Welcome to Google Translate:

and in case you don't know what that means, this should explain it:
 

Makes perfect sense, no? Johnny Whitworth came on the scene. Good enough.

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Catch him this afternoon:

Today, Wed. Nov. 3rd @ 3:00pm on TNT
Cold Case (2005) 'Blank Generation' (Ep.#2.11)
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xoxo

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Ghost Rider 2 Filming in Romania with the One and Only Johnny Whitworth

Directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor announced today via their Twitter account:

"principal photography on ghost rider Sov begins today!!! idris elba, helicopters, motorcycles, russian arm and the the Transfagarasanul.... Holy Shit"
In other words, they're filming all week for probably 2 minutes worth of final stunt footage for Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. It will take place on part of the Transfagarasanul, the highest road in Romania and actually considered one of top greatest driving roads on earth. I know, I didn't believe it either.

This is all awesome, but where the eff is Johnny Whitworth. I've seen some Romanian news footage as they attempt to cover principal, but JW is like a news enigma. We know he's there...but we'll never see him.

By the way, Johnny Whitworth is the only actor in this flick so far who has an uber-current, non-defunct, super sexy fansite. In fact, I just googled 'nicolas cage fansite' and look what results came up first for me... I peed my pants.
Does it get any better than this, no it does not.

I've said it before..as you can see above.. I like Nic Cage.. but Johnny Whitworth is their superstar.

xoxo

Monday, November 1, 2010

TGIM

 
I've seen alot of obscene things in my life. Some hideous,..some hysterical. But last night, I accidentally came face to armpit with a full grown man wearing nothing but a screamin' tight pair of boys Underoos as his costume. b-a-r-f.
 
Anyway. I hope everyone had a superfun Halloween and didn't see anything as scary and gruesome as I did. And I hope mi amore Johnny Whitworth had as good of a birthday as he could while filming.
 
Feel like some Jake Berkeley? Catch him tomorrow:
 
CSI: Miami
"Going Under" (Ep.#5.2)
Tue. 11/2 @ 10:00am and again @ 4:00pm on AETV

xoxo