Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year!


Happy New Year to Johnny Whitworth and all of his amazing fans! It's gonna be a good year for him..I can feel him it.

be good!
xoxo

Monday, December 27, 2010

Jake Berkeley Where Are You

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I just saw the last episode of johnny in csi miami ... I love him as ATF agent jake berkley, so my question is - is he coming back to csi miami ?? best regards
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This is the burning question for many Johnny Whitworth fans. And as many of you know, I ♥ Jake Berkeley . Unfortunately I don't know the answer to your question, but he knows where to find me if/when he plans on an making an appearance on CSI: Miami again and wants to let his fans know first.

I can't watch the show unless it's a Jake Berkeley episode. I don't want to see any Eric (Yawn) Delko and I definitely do not ever want to see any Ryan (Chachi) Wolfe unless Jake Berkeley is in the same room with him blocking Wolfe's entire physical presence. Even then, you could still hear his voice and that needs to end.

Johnny Whitworth fans hard at work:


 

One more thing:

Johnny Whitworth is up again in popularity this week by 28% according to IMDb's STARmeter :)

xoxo

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Johnny Whitworth Sends Christmas Wishes Just For You

My imaginary boyfriend wants you to know he's thinking about his awesome fans during the holidays!


"Hey Beautiful ... just want to wish u and my fan's a Merry X-Mas, Happy Holiday & a very safe and Happy New Year."

Love & kisses to u all, ~j

Johnny knows how to make me happy (well..theres other ways but they require actual physical contact). Snap out of it Jo.

Thanks for dropping a line from whatever part of the world you're in Johnny. Be safe and as always..be better than your co-stars.

Merry Christmas everyone, lots of love!

xoxo

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Limitless Official Movie Trailer Released, Johnny Whitworth Makes Girls Drool

Sweet Jeezus.

Catch a glimpse of Johnny Whitworth making Brad Cooper look like second prize in the trailer for their new flick, Limitless.


I will say this, the Limitless team appears to have their shit together (minus the name) and is gearing up for a solid theatrical release on March 18, 2011. Regardless of the title, which was obviously picked out of a hat, I think the movie looks amazing and mi amor looks sexy as ever.

xoxo

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Valley of the Sun Gets Robbed, Limitless Steps It Up

Just so you know, the odds of getting played at Sundance are not good. Really really really not good. It's a fact. And despite Johnny Whitworth's gorgeousness, Valley of the Sun posted this on their Facebook page last week:

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On behalf of the Sundance Programming team, we would like to thank you for submitting your film to the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. We are not able to include it in our program this year. With over 3800 films submitted, narrowing the field down to 115 was ...more difficult than ever. We wish you the best of luck with your film.
Sundance Film Festival
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So, here's what it means. Well over 3,500 other independent filmmakers received this cookie cutter kick in the pants response from Sundance. They probably also told them that their film was carefully considered by their staff and to not be discouraged by their decision. whateva'. Getting rejected by Sundance makes some people curl up in a ball and die but there's no need.

Have a strategy, know your audience and most importantly, sleep with someone on the programming team. I'm just kidding. It has to be a head programmer if you're gonna do it though.

Best of luck to VOTS on their next submission. Screw Sundance.

And while I may not approve of the name..oh gawd I have to say it in my head..Limitless..this somewhat brilliant video has gone viral and almost makes up for that new title.



Go here to read more about The Clear Pill.

If one more doofus asks me if I want to get lei'd, I'm going to stuff as many hawaiian flowers as I can in his mouth.

xoxo

Monday, December 6, 2010

The Dark Fields with Johnny Whitworth Becomes Limitless...Don't Know Why

For your unfortunate information, THE DARK FIELDS is now going by the name of LIMITLESS. good gawd. What a shitty movie title. Someone please fire the fools that voted this name in.

LIMITLESS (ugh) has a March 18, 2011 release date. Thanks to the trifecta of stellar actors in this film, Johnny Whitworth, Robert DeNiro and Bradley Cooper, there's still a chance that it may not actually implode from that moronic new name.

Directed by Neil Burger, LIMITLESS still sounds cool as it follows a down-and-out writer who gets his hands on a top-secret pharmaceutical drug that makes one smarter. He experiences sudden financial and social success but soon discovers that the drug has lethal and lasting side effects. Before long, mysterious antagonists are pursuing him.
I almost have my little tush in the tropics after three connections across the U.S.  If you sat next to Chunk from The Goonies in first class, do you think you would know it? Would you ask him to prove it by doing the truffle shuffle for you in the aisle before the flight attendant comes back out? Do you think that's something I would ask someone to do for me? You would be correct. He was good at it but I'm still not convinced. Sorry Chunk.

xoxo

Friday, December 3, 2010

Johnny You Can Come Too

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My favorite words: "You're going to Hawaii."

Don't get excited, I have to work. But is anything in Hawaii really considered work? No don't be ridiculous.

As much as snuggling up against Johnny Whitworth in the arctic Romania sounds like paradise, I'll have to settle for Hawaii. It's brutal, I know. Besides, Hawaii was my only choice.

Maybe I'll see something like this by the pool...

Hawt.

Be good!

xoxo

Thursday, December 2, 2010


Johnny Whitworth shown with the late Lisa Blount (An Officer and a Gentleman) and cutie JP Howard during the filming of FX's Outlaw Country pilot in October 2010. Lisa passed away shortly after this photo was taken.

Check out that little girl picturing herself as Johnny's wife one day.

xoxo